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#26
KlAu
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Care e deficentza majora de vb a unei blonde?     Nu poate sa spuna NU.

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#27
KlAu
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Care e diferentza dintre o blonda shi 1 bec?    Amandoi sunt la fel de inteligentzi dar pe  blonda o aprinzi mai rpd.

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#28
KlAu
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Uite dinastea aiurea:Sergentul, beta:
-Am auzit 1 zambet in formatzie!


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#29
KlAu
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Postari: 83
Dupa dus, la o companie militara:
V-atzi parfumat k niste curve!Numai nevastamea se parfumeaza asha!


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#30
KlAu
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D c mananca o blonda fasole sambata?
K sa faca baie cu bule duminik!


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#31
KlAu
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Care e asemanare adintre o blonda shi o carte?
Ambele se deschid la partea ce mai uzata.


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#32
KlAu
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De ce nu se angajeaza blondele k liftiere?
Pt k uita drumul...


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#33
KlAu
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De ce vin blondele dezamagite de la Londra?
Afla k Big Ben este numai 1 ceas.


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#34
KlAu
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Care sunt cele mai fidele femei?Blondele. brunetele sau roscatele?
Caruntele.


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#35
KlAu
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Atzi vazut-o pe nevasta lu Stevie Wonder?
Nu.
Nici el...


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#36
KlAu
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Care e asemanarea dintre o blonda virgina shi 1 urs panda?
Ambele sunt specii pe cale de disparitzie


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#37
KlAu
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C sunt aia chilotzi?
Moldoveanul raspunde: aia care chiloteaza avioane


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#38
KlAu
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Dar Razboiul Stelelor?
Galsiava-n sier.


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#39
KlAu
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Cum il numesc moldovenii pe Mihai Viteazul?
Mihaitzi(cu i de la a intzelege)Bataiosu.


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#40
KlAu
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Un gagiu beat turta se pisha in mijlocu drumuui.Trece o cucoana shi zice:
-Vai, c grosolonie!
La care gagiul, mandru:
-Da' de lungime nu avetzi nimic de zis?


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#41
KlAu
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Postari: 83
Va plac bancurile?

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#42
KlAu
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Sa stiu dak sa mai pun sau nu k oricum nu prea vaeam c fac

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#43
KlAu
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K am  lasat-o mai moale cu WOW-ul

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#44
KlAu
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Postari: 83
Muhahahhaaha elena are 69 de posturi in o luna cam eu am 69 in 2 zile Muhahaha aveam 69 lol

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#45
KlAu
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Postari: 83
Mama eu shi cu cosmin suntem cei mai tari lol cu cele mai multe posturi.Keep up the good work bro

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#46
leelee
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da mai luat )))) asta e chiar ca e o perfomanta sa postezi atata in 2 zile marfa bancurile da recunoaste leai pus acolo mai mult ca sa ma intreci pe mine la posturi si sa te mai apropi de cozmo care a facut 100.. oricum mai pune dak mai ai

 
   
#47
Cosmo
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Stateau 2 pisici de vorba.Una spune:
-Cred ca o sa-mi mearga rau azi!!!
-De ce?
-Mi-a taiat un caine negru calea


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#48
Cosmo
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Doi microbi se intal-
nes pe corpul unui om.
Unul catre celalalt:
-Ce ai, ca esti palid?
-Cred ca penicilina!


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#49
Cosmo
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-Ce trebuie sa-i faci unui hipopotam cu diaree?
-Loc!


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#50
Cosmo
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TE pun la pat, sunt umeda si intru in tine, te fac sa gemin si sa urli, nu te speria, sunt eu, GRIPA.

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